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My interview with Yeti-ji
by：Tuowei
2019-09-10
First of all, good luck next time to all my peers in the media fraternity.
I know all of you have worked hard for a long time.
But it\'s not your fault.
He chose me for his first interview.
You must have wondered how I got it.
Have I ever been in contact with the Indian Army who found his footprints at Mark kuppara National Park? No. Am I a Yeti-
Bhakt, unlike all your snowmen
Those skeptics who still think he\'s the \"hateful snowman?
Yes, I\'m a snowman.
But I promise you, that\'s not why he chose me.
There is only one reason why he chose me: I agree to be a non
Political interviews, which means I\'m not going to ask stupid questions like why he\'s never had a press conference in these years, why people call him \"hateful\", etc.
Anyway, I\'m happy to share the excerpt: Me: Yeti-
Ji, you are shorter than tyleone lanistt and thinner than wincarter\'s indifference to razhu, and I still cannot overcome this fact.
We all think you\'re a 10-foot giant! Yeti-ji: Heh-heh-heh.
This is just a jumla.
Me: What about those legends that say you are a mysterious human being in the Himalayas, the embodiment of our own elusive \"Big Foot? Yeti-
Just some outstanding PR and great marketing.
Me: But the footprints that the soldiers saw --
Those are real!
You only have 3 actual foot types. 5.
How do you manage such a big footprint? Yeti-
Gee: Well, I used Photoshop traditionally.
But now I have a 3D printer that can print out footprints in the snow.
It is helpful for people to see only my footprints.
They never saw my footprints. Me: Wah, Yeti-ji, wah.
I am surprised by your efforts to live the simple life of Sanya temple in the Himalayas.
You have some sort of \"liar\" on you \". Yeti-ji: Heh-heh-heh.
Me: for 50,000 years, you have never shown yourself to the world except your famous footprint.
Why is it suddenly open now? Yeti-
JI: You see, all my friends and family have only one topic in the past two months: Elections in India.
One day I got bored and walked out of the cave in disgust when the army almost saw me.
Who do you think will win the election? Yeti-
JI: I firmly believe what Ravi shastery said: the next two stages are crucial.
No matter which party wins, the real winner is Indian democracy. Me: But Yeti-
Ji, many have said that India\'s democracy has been hit by the EU, which has not even properly implemented the model code of conduct. Yeti-ji: Look beti. . .
Me: I\'m male, sir. Yeti-ji: Is that so?
In our species, we challenge the gendered notion of essentialism by giving women the privilege of being above men, in order to subvert the oppressive patriarchal system, and question the hegemonic habits of dissent.
Me: Well, it\'s too strange to say. Yeti-ji: Never mind.
As I said, EC is not needed in your country.
What it needs is CCC. Me: CCC? Yeti-
JI: a clean Commission.
The sunrise industry in your country is the manufacture and delivery of clean chocolate.
But like other industries, the industry is also caught in red tape, divided into several islands that don\'t talk to each other.
What are you proposing? Yeti-
Ji: CCC will be a single window cleaning system, any politician, bureaucrat, businessman, judge, rioter, murderer, lynching activist or terrorist can stop them from pursuing the great Indian dream in this system no matter what charges, to clarify.
Me: Sorry, what is the great Indian dream? Yeti-
JI: to show the world that the rules and laws applicable to ordinary people do not apply to you.
You can get away with murder, sexual harassment, terrorism, etc.
This is the final sign of India\'s success, status and power. Me: Yeti-
Because of Nehru\'s Freedom and incompetence, India is not a country full of opportunities now.
If you can\'t do either pacodas or lathi from chowkidar, you don\'t have a real future.
What advice do you have for millions of unemployed youth in this country? Yeti-
The monster of unemployment in India is a mythical creature.
I can think that there are at least three areas of work that are unlimited.
Me: What kind of job is snowman? ji? Yeti-
JI: Hate speech writer, fake news manager, copywriter-paster. Me: Yeti-
Ji, it\'s a pleasure to chat with you. Yeti-
Ji: subscribe to my YouTube channel by pressing the ringtone icon. G.
Sampath is an editor of Hindu social affairs.
I know all of you have worked hard for a long time.
But it\'s not your fault.
He chose me for his first interview.
You must have wondered how I got it.
Have I ever been in contact with the Indian Army who found his footprints at Mark kuppara National Park? No. Am I a Yeti-
Bhakt, unlike all your snowmen
Those skeptics who still think he\'s the \"hateful snowman?
Yes, I\'m a snowman.
But I promise you, that\'s not why he chose me.
There is only one reason why he chose me: I agree to be a non
Political interviews, which means I\'m not going to ask stupid questions like why he\'s never had a press conference in these years, why people call him \"hateful\", etc.
Anyway, I\'m happy to share the excerpt: Me: Yeti-
Ji, you are shorter than tyleone lanistt and thinner than wincarter\'s indifference to razhu, and I still cannot overcome this fact.
We all think you\'re a 10-foot giant! Yeti-ji: Heh-heh-heh.
This is just a jumla.
Me: What about those legends that say you are a mysterious human being in the Himalayas, the embodiment of our own elusive \"Big Foot? Yeti-
Just some outstanding PR and great marketing.
Me: But the footprints that the soldiers saw --
Those are real!
You only have 3 actual foot types. 5.
How do you manage such a big footprint? Yeti-
Gee: Well, I used Photoshop traditionally.
But now I have a 3D printer that can print out footprints in the snow.
It is helpful for people to see only my footprints.
They never saw my footprints. Me: Wah, Yeti-ji, wah.
I am surprised by your efforts to live the simple life of Sanya temple in the Himalayas.
You have some sort of \"liar\" on you \". Yeti-ji: Heh-heh-heh.
Me: for 50,000 years, you have never shown yourself to the world except your famous footprint.
Why is it suddenly open now? Yeti-
JI: You see, all my friends and family have only one topic in the past two months: Elections in India.
One day I got bored and walked out of the cave in disgust when the army almost saw me.
Who do you think will win the election? Yeti-
JI: I firmly believe what Ravi shastery said: the next two stages are crucial.
No matter which party wins, the real winner is Indian democracy. Me: But Yeti-
Ji, many have said that India\'s democracy has been hit by the EU, which has not even properly implemented the model code of conduct. Yeti-ji: Look beti. . .
Me: I\'m male, sir. Yeti-ji: Is that so?
In our species, we challenge the gendered notion of essentialism by giving women the privilege of being above men, in order to subvert the oppressive patriarchal system, and question the hegemonic habits of dissent.
Me: Well, it\'s too strange to say. Yeti-ji: Never mind.
As I said, EC is not needed in your country.
What it needs is CCC. Me: CCC? Yeti-
JI: a clean Commission.
The sunrise industry in your country is the manufacture and delivery of clean chocolate.
But like other industries, the industry is also caught in red tape, divided into several islands that don\'t talk to each other.
What are you proposing? Yeti-
Ji: CCC will be a single window cleaning system, any politician, bureaucrat, businessman, judge, rioter, murderer, lynching activist or terrorist can stop them from pursuing the great Indian dream in this system no matter what charges, to clarify.
Me: Sorry, what is the great Indian dream? Yeti-
JI: to show the world that the rules and laws applicable to ordinary people do not apply to you.
You can get away with murder, sexual harassment, terrorism, etc.
This is the final sign of India\'s success, status and power. Me: Yeti-
Because of Nehru\'s Freedom and incompetence, India is not a country full of opportunities now.
If you can\'t do either pacodas or lathi from chowkidar, you don\'t have a real future.
What advice do you have for millions of unemployed youth in this country? Yeti-
The monster of unemployment in India is a mythical creature.
I can think that there are at least three areas of work that are unlimited.
Me: What kind of job is snowman? ji? Yeti-
JI: Hate speech writer, fake news manager, copywriter-paster. Me: Yeti-
Ji, it\'s a pleasure to chat with you. Yeti-
Ji: subscribe to my YouTube channel by pressing the ringtone icon. G.
Sampath is an editor of Hindu social affairs.
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